Do you get chicks?

"Oh, I get chicks."

Now you may be asking yourself.

"I try to get chicks. But how do you get chicks?"

Well that's easy. Juuuuust look at me. Come on. What chick can resist this?

But I'm not boasting. No. Not me. I say these things to inspire you. I hope that all, one day, can obtain my level of getting chicks.

My skill surpasses most. Now I know I look hot. But my mind is hotter. My pimp mojo is strong. You think I take these chicks out for a 5 course meal at Cheese Cake Factory? HA! I take them straight to McDonalds for the 5 item Dollar Menu ;-)

I know. I know. You asking yourself...

"Man! Why did I never think of that?"

I would tell you my friend. But the Game is to be sold not told (check out my new merchandise). But I will give you a hint.

I have chest hair that most 13 year olds going through puberty would die for.

Some call it "taco meat" others "ground beef" but I call it my "Chick Magnet".