Memorial Day 2005 - Miami Beach

All I can say right now is "wow". At the end of every trip I think of myself.."man there is no way we can top that." And this trip is no different. Most of the stories will have to stay in Miami to protect the guilty. But be on the look out on HBO for our movie. I think I'm gonna call it "Fellas gone Wild: Miami Hip Hop Weekend"


I never seen so many rappers and athletes in one place. I wanted to start my own record label and sport agency.



May sure you tuck the kiddies to bed before you peep the pics here. ;-)

-tp-

Cocaine stick and the $1 Million Dollar Challenge

I have found a new drug 8-|
And all this time it was under my nose!!

I call it "Cocaine stick" or "stick" which is the street name.
Some of you may also know it as ....... Chapstick.



What lead me to this discovery?
Well I'm a daily user of chapstick. Have been for many years. But a few days ago I lost my stick.

I figured no biggie next time I go to the store I'll get some more.
The very next day.... My lips were SUPER dry. Like Tyrone off of David Chappelle.



I'm thinking to myself.. "man I need to get some more chapstick". But I didn't have time to go to the store so I decided I would go the next day.

MAN.. all day , ALL I could think about is getting that stick. It was like I was hooked. I started going through withdraws. I was licking my lips every 5 mins. My lips started hurting. All I could think of is how I needed a "fix"

Now your first thought is "Trevor you need to drink more water". But the weird thing is I do drink water. At least 5,6 bottles of it a day!

There must be something in chapstick that makes it like this. I should be able to go a day without using it and feel and look normal. I think chapstick is like cocaine; the more you use it the more you're hooked!

So here is my challenge. If any daily chapstick user can stop using it for a week.. I will give them $1 Million Dollars!

I don't think it can be done. I honestly think your lips will fall off.

I'm an addict.

Hopefully this message will save someone out there.

Use chapstick sparingly :-(

-tp-

Bay 2 Breakers 2005!!!

Yes ladies and gents... we staggered our way through SF's streets for 7.5 miles in this years Bay to Breakers! This years theme was "White Trash". Even though I don't qualify. The rest of my friends thought it was a great idea.

I saw many strange things which only SF can provide. From hairy men in wedding dresses to some guy sitting on a float.. while sitting on a toliet. :-|

Brian even did a limbo dance while this girl was doing a keg stand on our shopping cart. Sound confusing? Check the videos

My pics
Rico's Pics
Dave's Pics

-tp-

DodgeBall

You guys heard of this site? http://www.dodgeball.com/

It looks like something I've been thinking about for awhile. A way to interact with friends who are in close proximity to your cell phone.

So if I'm at some club.. my phone would beep and let me know my friends are there too. Or some Alicia Keys chick is there who matches my online profile.

I don't think this DodgeBall company is there yet. BUT Google just made a deal with them... and they can only take this to the next level. Soon I am walk down the street and have my phone let me know a cuty across the street meets my criteria. :-)

I just signed up :-) It's free!

All part of the master plan, man.
-tp-

Moving up in the ranks!

As of this post...
Searching for poop and round table on yahoo ranks my site 4th!
The message is getting out there!
Peep the yahoo search.

Google hasn't indexed my site yet. Can't wait to see what they rank me :-)

-tp-

Club review: Studio 8 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!

@ Studio 8 in San Jose - "Koo" to "Tight"

We hit up a new club in San Jo. called Studio 8. I must say that the atmosphere was tight. But it was kinda weak for Cinco de Mayo :-( Maybe they did bad promotion?
Anyway between Rico, Pat, Abe, Christophe and I found atleast 20 potential wives there ahahah :-) We also saw an above average of fake boobies there. But who's complaining?

All in all Studio 8 shows potential with the nice atmosphere and women. But with the lack of people on a popular night I'm rating it "Koo" to "Tight" (peep new rating scale).
My hunch tells me that on the weekends it will be a steady "Tight" rating tough.

Anyone else been there? (pics)

New Club Rating Scale

Okay I came up with a new rating scale for the clubs I go to.

I want my money back! (IWMMB!) -- Self explanatory
Lame -- IWMMB! but I got in free
Koo -- Average
Tight -- I was impressed with the women and the establishment
Whoa -- equivalent to me and my fellas partying in Vegas. And you guys know what I look like in fur vest ;-) .

Let me know what you think of the new scale.

-tp-

Representing!

My old church Eastern Star is representing in the news :-)
The article is about how huge churches create a small atmosphere for members. Just like where I go now, Jubilee .

-TP-

Birdlegg!!!

What up!? I had a smooth weekend.
On Saturday I went to a friend's surprise Birthday party at Everett & Jones Barbeque in Oakland.
Let me just state this.. that place is TIGHT. Really good ribs and on Saturdays they have a Blues/Jazz band play there and no cover. The band playing that night was "Birdlegg and the Tight Fit Blues Band" I must say this dude look like he was 80 but he was moving like a teenager. :-)

Pics and video here.

So if you want to take a lady friend some where real kool.. now you know where to go ;-) *wink*

-- Sunday --



I went to a fund raiser for Maitri. They provide hospice and 24-hour care to men and women living with AIDS. It was a kool outside event and even Carol Channing was there :-) There was a rumor that the Mayor of SF was suppose to show up, but I'm not sure if he was there or not. Maybe he came dressed up?

Peep the pics here.

Holla
TP