Chris Rock leaves an audio post

Mooving on uuppp part2

"THEY SPINNIN THEY SPINNIN!!!"


Okay I didn't get spinners, but after years of waiting(because I didn't want to go into debt) I finally got me a pair of 20s aka Dubs aka Twinkies aka Deuces Cheerios(ok I made that last one up :-)!!!

I went a different route than the norm and went with black rims instead of all chrome and/or spinners. I can offically say at 8:27pm on 4/28/05 NOOOOOO BODY Got a pair of these in Da Bay :-)

Lets just wait a week and see the biters.

I got to give a shout out to God for giving me the extra cash to drop for something like this.
Oh and don't get it twisted.. I always put my tided and offering in church.

I got more pics here

Peace.. I'm out!

-TP-

Mooving on uuppp part1

Yao... after takin my Mom's advice I decided to drop some loot on a new bed spread ..errr .. comforter ;-) Living the bachalor life like I do , I don't normally think about this sorta thing. But after I put this thing on it looks pretty pimp. I feel like The Ladies Man.


It even came with a skirt!! I didn't know beds had skirts. AND it came with "decorative" pillow covers. Now I need to get some new pillows just to put in them :-( Of course your NOT suppose to sleep on them. I never understood the decorative bed stuff until now.

-TP- aka "Mr Lover Man"

Poop!

OOOk. Question.....
Is it just me or does Round Table Pizza give you diarrhea???

Seriously. Doing a google search on it finds 14,700 results!

About 3 weeks ago I tried their new Smoke House pizza. I'm think to myself..

"man that pizza looks really good. And those muppet dolls are convincing!"

So I decided to splurge on myself and buy their pizza. (Notice I said splurge..Round Table pizza super expensive..I think its like $50 a slice) Any way I get my pizza, eat it (crust sucked) then went to bed.

The next morning.... Poop! But being the hard head I am .. I resisted. I figured I would go to work and blow up their bath room. Got to work, the poop went away so I forgot all about it. Then that evening while I was playing soccer ... poop! And I felt like vomiting at the same time. :-| I had to run home in the middle of the game and handle business. But when I got on the toilet I couldn't go :-( Long story short it took me 2 days to get that stuff out of me.

Fast forward to 1 hr ago.

I was at work late and some guys bought some Round Table pizza.
1st thought: "That crap made me crap!!"
2nd thought: "The pizza is free tonight."
3rd thought: "I'll just have 2 slice of pepperoni ;-) It's totally different from the Smoke House"

Fast forward to 30 minuents ago.

POOOOP!

Man it did it to me again!!
I hate Round Table! And it wasn't that normal poop .. it was that "I just ate 5 hot tamales and 10 White Castle" poop. Midwest people know what I am talking about. Google search for White Castle and diarrhea 29,300 results!

So lets recap...

Round Table = Poop.

You heard it first here people.

-TP-

Official Launch of WeBeClubbin.com !!!

Today is the official launch of We Be Clubbin.com ! This site will detail my travels through out my life using pictures, video, this blog and the music that's the sound track to my life.

Holla and enjoy,

_TP_

My first audio post :-)

What it smell like!!!!

What up, what up... I've decided to jump on the blog band wagon and try it out. We'll see how it goes. :-Worst case scenerio... I can blabber about my friends' personal issues :-)

Alright I'm out...

Oh one more thing.. Benny I never want to see you and baby powder in the same room ever again.... and Chris .. I hate you.