Poop!
OOOk. Question.....
Is it just me or does Round Table Pizza give you diarrhea???
Seriously. Doing a google search on it finds 14,700 results!
About 3 weeks ago I tried their new Smoke House pizza. I'm think to myself..
The next morning.... Poop! But being the hard head I am .. I resisted. I figured I would go to work and blow up their bath room. Got to work, the poop went away so I forgot all about it. Then that evening while I was playing soccer ... poop! And I felt like vomiting at the same time. :-| I had to run home in the middle of the game and handle business. But when I got on the toilet I couldn't go :-( Long story short it took me 2 days to get that stuff out of me.
Fast forward to 1 hr ago.
I was at work late and some guys bought some Round Table pizza.
1st thought: "That crap made me crap!!"
2nd thought: "The pizza is free tonight."
3rd thought: "I'll just have 2 slice of pepperoni ;-) It's totally different from the Smoke House"
Fast forward to 30 minuents ago.
POOOOP!
Man it did it to me again!!
I hate Round Table! And it wasn't that normal poop .. it was that "I just ate 5 hot tamales and 10 White Castle" poop. Midwest people know what I am talking about. Google search for White Castle and diarrhea 29,300 results!
So lets recap...
Round Table = Poop.
You heard it first here people.
-TP-
Is it just me or does Round Table Pizza give you diarrhea???
Seriously. Doing a google search on it finds 14,700 results!
About 3 weeks ago I tried their new Smoke House pizza. I'm think to myself..
"man that pizza looks really good. And those muppet dolls are convincing!"So I decided to splurge on myself and buy their pizza. (Notice I said splurge..Round Table pizza super expensive..I think its like $50 a slice) Any way I get my pizza, eat it (crust sucked) then went to bed.
The next morning.... Poop! But being the hard head I am .. I resisted. I figured I would go to work and blow up their bath room. Got to work, the poop went away so I forgot all about it. Then that evening while I was playing soccer ... poop! And I felt like vomiting at the same time. :-| I had to run home in the middle of the game and handle business. But when I got on the toilet I couldn't go :-( Long story short it took me 2 days to get that stuff out of me.
Fast forward to 1 hr ago.
I was at work late and some guys bought some Round Table pizza.
1st thought: "That crap made me crap!!"
2nd thought: "The pizza is free tonight."
3rd thought: "I'll just have 2 slice of pepperoni ;-) It's totally different from the Smoke House"
Fast forward to 30 minuents ago.
POOOOP!
Man it did it to me again!!
I hate Round Table! And it wasn't that normal poop .. it was that "I just ate 5 hot tamales and 10 White Castle" poop. Midwest people know what I am talking about. Google search for White Castle and diarrhea 29,300 results!
So lets recap...
Round Table = Poop.
You heard it first here people.
-TP-
posted by -TP- at 11:54 PM
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I just woke up and guess what... poop :-(
The gift that keeps on giving.
:-(
maybe you should see a poopologist
This responce is from Christophe from a email...
Yeah my stomach was KILLING me last night! It's was burning me like HELL.
We have some pizzas left in the fridge, we should bring them to a laboratory or something and check what they put in their pizzas. Then we can sue Roundtable and make MILLIONS!!!!! hehehe
Good thing I didn't have any of that! Ha!
From now on we'll refer you as TP...as in Terrance and Philip from South Park :-)
Poop I did it again, poopilongstocking.
Seriously it sounds like this condition that effects millions of people accross the world every day!! It is normally known by its formal scientific name of the "BGs"
..............BUBBLE GUTS!
Yeah the pizzas made me sick. My stomach was killing me.
And just as an FYI, Travis ate some leftovers of the pizzas today for lunch and he just told me that he has MAJOR gas problem!
They should offer Tums with every pizza.
OK so here is the story. I love (now loved) RTP. I grew up on the stuff, but today I had my first "incident". I just got back from having one of those thick crust chicken caesar pizzas. A good 30 minutes later I had some of the loudest case of puddle butt I have ever had. I feel sorry for the dude in the stall next to me, cuz it was unavoidably loud!!!
I dont wanna knock all the RTP's out there so maybe its just the Bay Area restaurants that are messed up.
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